Can we have everything we had again...only better as seniors?

I put up with a lot because I feel that because of age I had better be quiet and feel lucky .But no damn it! No. No!
I am smarter now and so are you...we are better now as people than we ever were before. I still have it all...maybe more...and you do too....So why cant we dress like movie stars again, walk that walk, talk that talk and be as we once were ? OK if we are single,healthy, still have the old raza ma taz....why do we allow ourselves to get into a rut?
I have a "sort of ..kinda .....guy in my life " but I want to set the world on fire....give a rebel yell when times call for it....but not him....and still I stay quiet, because the candles on the cake says it is time to do that.
My daughter gave me hell and asked ...where did your attitude go?
My attitude???? I had ...attitude?
Yes she said....you sure as hell did.
Wow I want my attitude back...Do you too?
I was watching Grey's Anatomy last night, and the patient that caught my eye was a senior man who wanted a penile implant. I was fascinated. That man said he didn't want to live long if he couldn't have a woody.My ears perked up, and I said ..By God I want a woody too.....on a man......... of my own. Am I alone? Do other women out there feel the same....(older).....I want to be a Cougar.........but he can only be a bit younger. Ladies have you ever wanted to be a Cougar?All anyone talks about anymore is ...politics...well I want the Nobel Peace of ..a$$ prize ...how about you?